Occasionally, People Pay Me to Write Stuff.
The New Yorker
Apologies to them for this incorrect font.
Pretty Much Everything Else
This is a link a portfolio with much of my other published work, not to a hip new website called “Pretty Much Everything Else,” just FYI.
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Also the incorrect font, sorry to this site.
Slate
Your font is not as distinctive, dear Slate.
The Paris Review
It’s pretty bold of me to give TPR its own section, given that I’ve written one thing for them, but then again, bold has gotten me this far.